Last week I studiously avoided opening the cruel email forward - the subject line was more than clarifying enough to keep me well at bay. Somehow I managed to be blissfully unaware of the horrifying news that was behind that forward.
And then I decided to watch an episode of The Daily Show from last week. And saw the horrifying, horrifying, horrifying video about GIANT SNAKES ON THE LOOSE IN FLORIDA. And some googling-whilst-squinting led me to the realization that I will never, ever, ever, never, ever go to Florida again. Ever.
And then I decided to watch an episode of The Daily Show from last week. And saw the horrifying, horrifying, horrifying video about GIANT SNAKES ON THE LOOSE IN FLORIDA. And some googling-whilst-squinting led me to the realization that I will never, ever, ever, never, ever go to Florida again. Ever.

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